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God Will Save Me...

There was an old man sitting on his porch watching the rain fall. Pretty soon the water was coming over the porch and into the house.  

The old man was still sitting there when a rescue boat came and the people on board said, "You can't stay here you have to come with us."  

The old man replied, "No, God will save me." So the boat left. A little while later the water was up to the second floor, and another rescue boat came, and again told the old man he had to come with them.  

The old man again replied, "God will save me." So the boat left him again.  

An hour later the water was up to the roof and a third rescue boat approached the old man, and tried to get him to come with them.  

Again the old man refused to leave stating that, "God will save him." So the boat left him again.  

Soon after, the man drowns and goes to heaven, and when he sees God he asks him, "Why didn't you save me?"

God replied, "You dummy! I tried. I sent three boats after you!"

  

Remarks at your Funeral...

3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are talking about you, what would you like them to say?

The first guy says,"I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!

 

The Waiting Room

There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born.The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, "Congratulations you're the father of twins!" He says, “Great! I am the manager for the Minnesota Twins.”

The second nurse comes out and tells the second father, "Congratulations you're the father of triplets”! He says, "That's cool! I work for 3M."  

The third father opens the window and jumps out.  

The third nurse comes out, and asks, “Where's the third father?"  

One of the other fathers said, "Oh he jumped out the window.”  

The nurse asks, "Why?"

He replied, "He works for Seven Up!"

  

Hearing Aid

An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her chair. He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?" There was no response.   

He moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me?" Still, there was no response. Finally, he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?"

She replied, "for the third time, yes!"

 

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