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Wedding Bliss

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?''   The mother replied, 'Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.'  The child thought about this for a moment then said, 'So why is the groom wearing black?' 

  

You can't choose your family members!

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.  After explaining the commandment to 'Honor thy father and thy mother,' she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'  Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'

  

Birth Pains!

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings.  Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.   Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, 'Johnny, what is the matter?'  Little Johnny responded, 'I have pain in my side.  I think I'm going to have a wife.'

  

Don't mess with a mum!

A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?'  He answered, 'Call for backup.'

  

What was Boaz before he married Ruth? ... He was Ruthless!!

  

  

  

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